Population | 5.438 billion |
Capital | Xyloth |
Leader | Zylon Kromak |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | BearSquirrel |
The Democratic States of New Xyroxes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zylon Kromak with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.438 billion New Xyroxesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyloth. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Xyroxesian economy, worth 770 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,725 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Zylon Kromak, sex-ed is child's play, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xyroxes's national animal is the BearSquirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
New Xyroxes is ranked 18,386th in the world and 729th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, sex-ed is child's play.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : New Xyroxes endorsed The Matriarchy of Mon Iphaps Islands.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Zylon Kromak.
- : Following new legislation in New Xyroxes, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
- : New Xyroxes's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : New Xyroxes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : New Xyroxes's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 179 » Shibutani, Siwale, Varisland, The Rhein States, The Jerichowan Country, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Omicron Persei V111, Filibustra, Corfad, Kwaj, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Omnistria, Regallio, Pallaith, Loutsland, Oannia, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Former English Colony, Xagill, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Parpyduckland, Antiyard, Sechiole, KAP03land, North Bratislava, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unsophisticate, Atrito, Sri Temasekia, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, and 129 others.Maott, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Snipland, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, New Atlantico, Singamadri, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Arucaria, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Alogiada, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, New Cordyceps, Bodhisva, Ishtimbine, Saint-Dauphin, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sellaeta, Sindoesia, New Derse, Qep, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Perikuresu, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Zelenaya Dolina, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Nistriabar, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Vancricia, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, Davidianian, Khoik, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Hikki, Mon Iphaps Islands, and The Resoland.